Hello, everyone. I have a big announcement for you.
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*inhales*
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I am leaving dA.
I will be on for another week or so...
I am gradually deleting most of my deviations via storage.
I will leave only a few drawings and most of my stories.
So hurry up and view all of my stuff as fast as you can.

And if you really love me and cannot bear me leaving... Sorry. There may be a chance, though... If you give me an address, I can keep in touch, but no email or phone numbers... Besides, I doubt you would want to give out your address on the Internet, even if you do want to keep in touch...
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I am really sorry, everyone... I have made such good friends here. I never wanted to leave you guys, so I stayed... But it has gone far enough. It is about time I quit this charade.
For those of you that were unaware, I have never been allowed to chat on the Internet. I created my Gaia account and my dA account and logged on to them without my parents knowing.
But I have really been thinking about things, and... As much as I hate to leave you guys... I have to. I have put off my own baptism because I did not want to just leave half of my friends behind, but... Honestly, I am a little late enough for baptism, anyway.
So, hug me if you will miss me, give a sad smile if you liked me being here...
Goodbye, everyone...